The Japanese have always had an interesting sense of humor. A lot of their artwork is very…unique. So when I came across this article I had to stop and pause. “Woah.”

It was something like that. Either way, the people that made this park are sadistic. What do children think when they come here? “Hey mommy! It’s Japanese FunLand!”

“Oh…yes it is honey…look at that cute little…woman with chains around her neck?”

Exactly. Sadistic.

So here is my thought. This place is creepy. It is abandoned, grass has grown tall and everywhere there seems to be mutilated monster/sculpture thingies. I don’t know what they are. The one looks like a sweet little old granny that would normally have a plate of cookies in her hand but instead her neck is wrapped in chains. Then you have the poorly made rabid bunny rabbit. The blue octopus girl thing I have yet to decipher. I wonder if the kid from Toy Story one was given free reign in this park. He could’ve made these things.

Now you may be asking…what is missing from this picture?

ZOMBIES

I can just picture a horde of zombies running around in that grassy field. Someone should film a movie here. If you do, make sure you mention us. We’d also like a copy of the movie. Thanks.

If you decide you want to be introduced to the world of sadistic Japanese amusement parks, CLICK THIS LINK.

(P.S. This is not safe for work, in other words, one of the pictures is inappropriate for viewers under the age of 17, so if you are under 17, don’t look).